Ella Mitchell

Discover the tricky language of Britain! The British talent for conveying one message while implying another is a cultural phenomenon, often perplexing to visitors. Below is a compendium of 19 British expressions that frequently puzzle those from abroad. 1. “I Might Join You Later” Translation: I have no intention of leaving my house, but I … Read more

In Britain, politeness has become an extreme sport. From saying sorry to lamp posts to enduring unwanted cups of tea, here are 21 absurdly polite British habits that make even the Royals seem casual. 1. Apologising to Inanimate Objects Bumping into a chair and whispering “Sorry,” as though it had feelings. 2. The Tea Offer … Read more

In Britain, rain isn’t just weather; it’s a conversation starter, a mood setter, and an art form. And like any art, it comes in various styles, each with its own method of complaint. Here’s a guide to the 10 types of British rain and the proper way to moan about them, because if there’s one … Read more

Step into the British workplace, and you’re entering a world where the tea flows like wine, apologies are handed out like flyers, and the weather is a hotter topic than last night’s telly. It’s a peculiar ecosystem, governed by rituals that might leave outsiders scratching their heads in bemusement. Here’s an exploration of 15 quintessentially … Read more

In the grand tapestry of British life, there are moments so steeped in a uniquely British blend of discomfort and panic that they’re almost rites of passage. Here are those instances that test the stoicism of Brits across the isles. 1. The Wrong Tea Order You ask for Earl Grey, they serve you English Breakfast. … Read more

British cuisine: a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, smothered in gravy. From the hearty to the perplexing, here’s a menu of British delights that leave foreigners scratching their heads, wondering, “But why?” 1. Marmite This is the ultimate “love it or hate it” spread. To outsiders, it’s like spreading salty, yeasty despair on toast. 2. … Read more

From the Costa del Sol to the beaches of Thailand, Brits abroad are like red buses in New York: wonderfully out of place yet an essential part of the landscape. Here’s how you can spot a fellow Brit, blending in with all the subtlety of a brass band in a library. 1. The Optimistic Sunburn … Read more